101 Things to Do With a Merchant Banker

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So what can be done with all these bankers who have frivolously frittered away the public’s cash by overselling, underselling, short selling, boasting, rumouring and bullshitting, all in pursuit of unjustified and grossly overblown bonus payments in the name of greed? There are many options. Indeed, many suggestions were deemed unprintable in this tome which takes a look at the world’s impending doom. In the meantime, here are 101 purposes for which these bankers are now useful – a lot of which will be cause for certain cats and bunnies to breathe a sigh of relief.