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DEADPOOL? SERIOUSLY?
Now I'm sure you've heard all the rumours flying around. "Deadpool is OP". "Deadpool is broken". "Nickelback Suck" - well let me tell you, I'm OG not OP, I don't stay broken, and Nickelback deserve way more credit for their massive global success. I am FUN, losers! Suck it up, buttercup.
DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?
Yeah, sure, I constantly get killed and raise the stakes in the process. I mean I'm a comic book character in a card game where you get to pretend to be cool. Of course I'm totally meta, let's just get cards from your collection, loser - no, really, if you lose, I win, we get better TOGETHER awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, heart emoji, let's play tic-tac-toe.
BUY ME BUY ME BUY ME
Whether you're a fan of me, Mr merc with a mouth, or not, I am, in all modesty - and I don't say this lightly - a MUST buy for the game. I mean, yes, things can go horribly, horribly wrong, we will probably almost certainly scheme out at some points, so winning is no given, but where fun in that? Use me and abuse me to take down the most insane villain build imaginable: Ultimate Ultron with all of the Infinity Stones? Go for it! Solo Kang with Future Past sentinels? Conquered! Bet you never knew Kang could be fun in Solo mode, but there we go, guess we just need to recast OOOOH too soon?
IN CONCLUSION, YOUR HONOR...
Would I include me in your teams all the time? No chance, I have class, thanks. The only thing that's Higher Further Faster than me isn't fit to print, kiddywinks. Would I give me to a novice? Nope, you can't handle this jelly. Or whatever. But with my massive... bonus set of cards, you can make any Deadpool you can think of, and build up others as my very own 'pool corps heroes too - Pool is a new, standalone Aspect of my very own. So yeah, you can do stupid fanboy dream shenanigans with Gamora, Adam Warlock or Spider-Woman if you want - why not? I know I would. It's your game, play it your way, nerd. This isn't Spider-Ham, silliness, who is fun guy (ooh, ham and mushrooms), but hell - Go Pool yourself!
"A 5-STAR SUCCESS" "TOP-RATED" "PERFECT SCORE" "I LIKE HAM"
100% review, Zatu. Fix it, Lexi. 5s across the board. You know you want to. Love, kisses and indiscriminate killing, DP.